Thursday, November 11, 2010
Wednesday, November 10, 2010
Monday, November 8, 2010
Saturday, November 6, 2010
EMAIL WARNING
THIS IS FROM THE US POSTAL SERVICE WEBSITE
Customers may be receiving email messages or phone calls that allege to be from the U.S. Postal Service that contain fraudulent information about attempted or intercepted package delivery.
For emails: If opened, the messages instruct customers to click on a link to find out more about when they can expect delivery of their "package." Simply delete the message without taking any further action.
For phone calls: Please do not provide any personal information and let the caller know you're not interested and hang-up the phone.
The Postal Inspection Service is aware of the problems and are working hard to resolve the issues and shut down the malicious programs.
We regret any inconvenience this may have caused our customers.
Customers be aware of fraudulent package delivery messages sent by email or phone.
Customers may be receiving email messages or phone calls that allege to be from the U.S. Postal Service that contain fraudulent information about attempted or intercepted package delivery.
For emails: If opened, the messages instruct customers to click on a link to find out more about when they can expect delivery of their "package." Simply delete the message without taking any further action.
For phone calls: Please do not provide any personal information and let the caller know you're not interested and hang-up the phone.
The Postal Inspection Service is aware of the problems and are working hard to resolve the issues and shut down the malicious programs.
We regret any inconvenience this may have caused our customers.
Thursday, November 4, 2010
Wednesday, November 3, 2010
DARLING
The Chief sees a seaman coming toward him and aks him what his name is.
"John," replies the seaman.
The Chief gives a surly look and tells the seaman that he is not going to call any one by their first name because that breeds familiarity. "I only call men by their last name, got that? So, what's your name, seaman?"
Yes, sir! My name is Darling. John Darling, sir!"
"Carry on, John."
Monday, November 1, 2010
A FAIRY STORY FOR ELECTION DAY
I met a fairy today who said she would grant me one wish.
"I want to live forever," I said.
"Sorry" said the fairy, "I'm not allowed to grant wishes like that!"
"Fine," I said, "I want to die after the Democrats get their heads out of their asses!"
"You crafty bastard," said the fairy.
"I want to live forever," I said.
"Sorry" said the fairy, "I'm not allowed to grant wishes like that!"
"Fine," I said, "I want to die after the Democrats get their heads out of their asses!"
"You crafty bastard," said the fairy.
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