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QUEEN ELIZABETH & DONALD TRUMP
A private jet arrives at Heathrow
International Airport and Donald Trump strides to a waiting limousine which
drives him to a warm and dignified reception from the Queen. From there, they
are driven in a 1934 Bentley to the edge of central London where they change to
a magnificent 17th century carriage hitched to six white horses.
They continue on towards
Buckingham Palace waving to the thousands of cheering Britons; all is going
well.
Suddenly, the right rear horse lets fly with the most horrendous
earth-shattering fart ever heard in the British Empire. The fart shakes the
coach. The smell is atrocious! Both passengers in the carriage must use
perfume-dipped handkerchiefs over their nose, but the two do their best to
ignore the incident.
The Queen turns to Trump saying,
"Mr . Trump, please accept my regrets. I am sure you understand there are
some things that even a Queen cannot control. "
Trump, with his usual diplomatic
aplomb, replies, "Your Majesty, do not give the matter another thought.
Until you mentioned it, I thought it was one of the horses."
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