Sunday, September 20, 2015

Friday, September 18, 2015

Thursday, September 17, 2015

Tuesday, September 15, 2015

BOOK WORM


I was walking through  the mall and I saw that there was a "Muslim Book Store."  I was wondering what exactly was in a Muslim bookstore  so I went in. 

As I was wandering around taking a  look, the clerk stopped me and asked if he could help me  I imagine I didn't look like his normal clientele, so I  asked, “Do you have a copy of Donald Trump's book on his  U.S. Immigration Policy regarding Muslims and Illegal  Mexicans?" 


The clerk said, "Fuck off, get out and  stay out!" 


I said, "Yes, that's the one. Do you have  it in paperback?
 

Sunday, September 13, 2015

Saturday, September 12, 2015

WHO HAS THE GUTS TODAY?



-----Original Message-----

Subject: What ONLY 3 Presidents Have Had The COURAGE To Propose AND COMPLETE !

*What did Presidents Hoover, Truman, and Eisenhower have in common?



What ONLY 3 Presidents Have Had The COURAGE To Propose AND COMPLETE! 
 
This is something that should be of great interest for you to pass around.
I didn't know of this until it was pointed out to me.
 
PRESIDENT HERBERT HOOVER: Back during the great depression, Herbert
Hoover ordered the deportation of *ALL illegal aliens* in order to
make jobs available to American citizens that desperately needed work.
 
PRESIDENT HARRY S. TRUMAN:  Harry Truman deported over two million
illegal aliens after WWII to create jobs for returning veterans.
 
PRESIDENT DWIGHT EISENHOWER:  In 1954 Dwight Eisenhower deported
13 million Mexicans. The program was called Operation Wetback. It was done
so WWII and Korean War veterans would have a better chance at jobs. It took
two years, but they deported them!
 
Now, if they could deport the illegal aliens back then, they could surely
do it today. If you have doubts about the veracity of this information,
enter Operation Wetback into your favorite search engine and confirm it for
yourself.  Why, you might ask, can't they do this today?
Actually the answer is quite simple. Hoover, Truman, and Eisenhower were men of
honor, not untrustworthy politicians looking for votes! Watch TRUMP 
DO IT AGAIN!
 
 
 
Reminder: Don't forget to pay your taxes 12 to 20 million illegal 
aliens are depending on you.

Saturday, September 5, 2015

Thursday, September 3, 2015

LAZY GUN



Today I swung my front door wide open and placed my Bushmaster M4-A3 5.56 right in the doorway.  I left 30 cartridges beside it, then left it alone and went about my business.
 
While I was gone, the mailman delivered my mail, the neighbor boy across the street mowed the yard, a girl walked her dog down the street, and quite a few cars stopped at the stop sign near the front of my house.
 
After about an hour, I checked on the gun.  It was still sitting there, right where I had left it.  It hadn't moved itself outside. It certainly hadn't killed anyone,  even with the numerous opportunities it had presented to do so. 
 
In fact, it hadn't even loaded itself.  Well you can imagine my surprise, with all the hype by the Left and the media about how dangerous guns are and how they kill people.  Either the media is wrong or I'm in possession of the laziest gun in the world. 

The United States is 3rd in murders throughout the world.
But … if you take out just four cities – Chicago, Detroit, Washington DC and New Orleans – then the United States is 4th from the bottom!                                              
  
ALL 4 of these cities are CONTROLLED BY DEMOCRATS. These 4 Cities also have the toughest Gun Control Laws in the U.S.    

It would be absurd to draw any conclusions from this data … right ? 
  
Well, I'm off to check on my spoons.  I hear they're making people fat.