THE BITTER TRUTH

WAFFLE HOUSE

LOST CAUSE

BACKGROUND CHECKS

IT'S ALL ABOUT HAPPINESS

They're not happy in Gaza ..

They're not happy in Egypt ..

They're not happy in Libya ..

They're not happy in Morocco ..

They're not happy in Iran ..

They're not happy in Iraq ..

They're not happy in Yemen ...

They're not happy in Afghanistan ...

They're not happy in Pakistan ..

They're not happy in Syria ..

They're not happy in Lebanon ..

SO, WHERE ARE THEY HAPPY?

They're happy in Australia ..

They're happy in Canada ..

They're happy in England ..

They're happy in France ..

They're happy in Italy ..

They're happy in Germany ..

They're happy in Sweden ..

They're happy in the USA ..

They're happy in Norway ..

They're happy in Holland ..

They're happy in Denmark ..

Basically, they're happy in every country that is not Muslim

and unhappy in every country that is!

AND WHO DO THEY BLAME?

Not Islam.

Not their leadership.

Not themselves.

THEY BLAME THE COUNTRIES THEY ARE HAPPY IN!

AND THEN- They want to change those countries to be like,

THE COUNTRY THEY CAME FROM WHERE THEY WERE UNHAPPY!

Excuse me, but I can't help wondering...

How damn dumb can you get?

Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim

Terrorists are so quick to commit suicide.

Lets have a look at the evidence:

- No Christmas

- No television

- No nude women

- No football

- No pork chops

- No hot dogs

- No burgers

- No beer

- No bacon

- Rags for clothes

- Towels for hats

- Constant wailing from some idiot in a tower

- More than one wife

- More than one mother-in-law

- You can't shave

- Your wife can't shave

- You can't wash off the smell of donkeys

- You cook over burning camel shit

- Your wife is picked by someone else for you

- and your wife smells worse than your donkey

- Then they tell them that "when they die, it all gets better"???

Well No Shit Sherlock!....

It's not like it could get much worse!

DEMOCRATIC CONVENTION

OUR MESS

TIMELESS IDIOTS

NAILED IT

FENCING 101

THIS WON'T WORK WHEN YOU FACTOR IN ILLEGAL ALIENS

HINDLICK MANEUVER

Must work in the N.S.A.

NO BIG DEAL

UHH... SAY THERE, BARACK...

WHY THE PRESS WON'T CRITICZE OBAMA

OPPRESSION 101

AND AFTER THEY LEFT THE WHITE HOUSE...

They went back to the jungle and lived happily ever after. 

INUENDO

HEAD 'EM UP! MOVE HIM OUT!

KNOW IT ALLS

PERCEPTIONS 101

NO TELEPROMPTER MISTAKE

SEX AND PIZZA

TIP OF THE DAY

RESPECT

INDEPENDENCE DAY 2014

PENNILESS

RUNNING ON EMPTY

THEY SHOULD HAVE BEEN WEARING CRASH HELMETS