Wednesday, December 31, 2014

Tuesday, December 30, 2014

Monday, December 22, 2014

LOGIC 101


"Now let me see if I have this right.  The family situation is so unstable, 'Junior' doesn't even know where to send a Father's Day card.  There's no guidance or discipline in the home.   Junior gets dumped into the education system where he is socially promoted because the overwhelmed school district can't deal with the undisciplined whelp.  Junior's major formative influences are 'gangsta' rap videos and a corresponding peer group of gangsta wannabes. 

At age 18, Junior is turned loose on society carrying a bad attitude, a broken compass and little respect for authority.  Junior gets himself in big trouble with the law and meets dire consequences.   Then, the situational diagnosis is that the police need more training and understanding? 

Pardon me for asking, but do you really believe that bullshit?”
  

Saturday, December 20, 2014

Thursday, December 18, 2014

Wednesday, December 17, 2014

Tuesday, December 16, 2014

THE NEW BUDGET

I just can't believe they included that dumb spending in the budget. 

Friday, December 12, 2014

IT'S TIME TO LEARN HOW TO WALK AGAIN



I've always wondered whether/not Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton were really preachers since they have no church.

When I heard Al Sharpton was to be a guest preacher at a black Las Vegas Church, I decided to check him out in person and see what it was all about.

I sat down and Sharpton came up to me - I don't know why... maybe it was because I was the only white person in the Church?

He laid his hands on my hand and said: "By the will of Jesus, the Lord All Mighty, and the will of God, you will walk today."

I told him I was not paralyzed.

He came back and laid his hands on me again, and repeated the same thing.

Again, I told him there is nothing wrong with me.

After the sermon, I stepped outside and lo and behold,
my damned car had been stolen!

Monday, December 8, 2014

Sunday, December 7, 2014

Thursday, December 4, 2014

Wednesday, December 3, 2014

Tuesday, November 18, 2014

Tuesday, November 11, 2014