POLITICIANS ARE SUCH GREAT SPORTS

Quote from Peter Schmuck, a Baltimore sports writer, concerning the indictment of Roger Clemens:

"Isn't it great to live in a society where the penalty for lying to a congressman can be up to 30 years in jail, but the penalty for a congressman lying to you is another two years in office?"

IT'S A DOG'S LIFE

We HAVE stop cutting down trees!

THIS is getting serious!

MOSQUED SOLUTION

LET THEM BUILD!!

Then right across the street, someone should put a topless bar, called "You Mecca Me Hot".  

Next to that should be a gay bar, "The Turban Cowboy". 

And next door to the mosque should be a pork rib restaurant, maybe "Iraq o' Ribs"?

Then the Muslims could be allowed to show their tolerance.

Problem solved.!!!*

SPEED TRAPS

This is interesting. Click on a State to show city & towns, then click on the one you want to view. See if you recognize any of them.

SPEED TRAPS - NO JOKE...CHECK IT OUT!

Do you know the speed traps in your hometown?

www.speedtrap.org/speedtraps/stetlist.asp

FOR SWINGERS ONLY

http://sports.yahoo.com/golf/blog/devil_ball_golf/post/Golfer-s-swing-sparks-25-acre-California-blaze?urn=golf-266447

SPEAKING OF OBAMA.....

DOLLY'S GOT HER CASKET DESIGNED....

DOCTORS VS GUN OWNERS

Doctors

(A) The number of physicians in the U.S. is 700,000.

(B) Accidental deaths caused by Physicians per year are 120,000.

(C) Accidental deaths per physician is 0.171

Statistics courtesy of U.S. Dept of Health and Human Services.


Now think about this:

Guns

(A) The number of gun owners in the U.S. is 80,000,000. (Yes, that's 80 million)

(B) The number of accidental gun deaths per year, all age groups, is 1,500.

(C) The number of accidental deaths per gun owner is .000188

Statistics courtesy of FBI


So, statistically, doctors are approximately 9,000 times more dangerous than gun owners.

Remember, 'Guns don't kill people, doctors do.'

FACT: NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN, BUT

Almost everyone has at least one doctor. This means you are over 900 times more likely to be killed by a doctor as a gun owner!!!

Please alert your friends to this alarming threat. We must ban doctors before this gets completely out of hand!!!!!

Out of concern for the public at large, I withheld the statistics on lawyers for fear the shock would cause people to panic and seek medical attention!

HYPOCRISY

Hypocrisy of the day:

"Fathom the odd hypocrisy that Obama wants every citizen to prove they are insured, but people don't have to prove they are citizens".

~ Ben Stein