Thursday, November 26, 2015

Wednesday, November 25, 2015

Saturday, November 21, 2015

Tuesday, November 17, 2015

QUEEN ELIZABETH & DONALD TRUMP



A private jet arrives at Heathrow International Airport and Donald Trump strides to a waiting limousine which drives him to a warm and dignified reception from the Queen. From there, they are driven in a 1934 Bentley to the edge of central London where they change to a magnificent 17th century carriage hitched to six white horses. 

They continue on towards Buckingham Palace waving to the thousands of cheering Britons; all is going well.
 
Suddenly, the right rear horse lets fly with the most horrendous earth-shattering fart ever heard in the British Empire. The fart shakes the coach. The smell is atrocious! Both passengers in the carriage must use perfume-dipped handkerchiefs over their nose, but the two do their best to ignore the incident.

The Queen turns to Trump saying, "Mr . Trump, please accept my regrets. I am sure you understand there are some things that even a Queen cannot control. "

Trump, with his usual diplomatic aplomb, replies, "Your Majesty, do not give the matter another thought. Until you mentioned it, I thought it was one of the horses."

Monday, November 16, 2015

Sunday, November 15, 2015

Thursday, November 12, 2015

Wednesday, November 11, 2015