LINE DANCE

ABOUT HILLARY'S SERVER

RADICAL

HORSING AROUND

CHICKENSHIT

UH, OH

GRUMPY

IT'S A FACT

THE TRUTH, ACCORDING TO OBAMA

CONGRESS

NOW YOU SEE ME, NOW YOU DON'T

DON'T FORGET: GUNS CAUSE CRIME

CLEAN GET AWAY?

OBAMA'S FRIEND

SOMETHING TO REMEMBER ON ST. PATRICK'S DAY

PRECIOUS MOMENTS IN LIFE

Back and forth . . . . Back and forth . . . .
In and out . . . . In and out . . . .
A little to the right . . . . A little to the left . . . .
She could feel the sweat on her forehead . . . .
Between her breasts . . . . And, trickling down the small of her back . . . .
She was getting near to the end.
He was in ecstasy . . . . with a huge smile on his face as his wife moved . . .
Forwards then backwards.
Forward then backwards.
Again . . . . and, again . . . .
Her heart was pounding now . . . .
Her face was flushed . . . .
She moaned . . . . softly at first, then began to groan louder . . . .
Finally . . . . totally exhausted . . . . she let out a piercing scream . . . .    She shouted: 
"OK, OK, you smug bastard, I can't parallel park. You do it!"  

WHITE HOUSE COMMODE

TRIM JOB

OBAMAYAHU

HIATUS

Due to a heart attack, I'm not able to keep my posts updated for a few days.  Look for me to come back online gradually on various blogs over the next week or so.  (March 11, 2015)

ANSWER: NANCY PELOSI

HOW OBAMA COULD CHANGE HISTORY

NEW PREDICTION: SEVERE GLOBAL WARMING

The Arctic Ocean is warming up, icebergs are growing scarcer and in some places the seals are finding the water too hot, according to a report to the Commerce Department yesterday from Consulafft, at Bergen, Norway.

Reports from fishermen, seal hunters and explorers all point to a radical change in climate conditions and hitherto unheard-of temperatures in the Arctic zone.  Exploration expeditions report that scarcely any ice has been met as far north as 81 degrees 29 minutes.

Soundings to a depth of 3,100 meters showed the gulf stream still very warm.

Great masses of ice have been replaced by moraines of earth and stones, the report continued, while at many points well known glaciers have entirely disappeared.  Very few seals and no white fish are found in the eastern Arctic, while vast shoals of herring and smelts which have never before ventured so far north, are being encountered in the old seal fishing grounds.   

Within a few years it is predicted that due to the ice melt the sea will rise and make most coastal cities uninhabitable. 

Oooops, I neglected to mention that this report was from November 2, 1922,  as reported by the AP and published in The Washington Post - 92+ years ago.

WIFE OF THE YEAR

DON'T FENCE ME IN

POWER GRAB

IN JUST TWO WEEKS

ABOUT REAGAN

DEAR MR. PRESIDENT