HAPPY HALLOWEEEN FROM THE DNC HEADQUARTERS

DEMOCRATS RALLY FOR OBAMA

POOR CHOICE

DON'T LET OBAMA UPSET YOU

CHILL OUT!

ROLLING OVER IN THEIR GRAVES

ON THE SIDELINES?

LET'S GET THIS STRAIGHT...

OBAMA JOKE

ON YOUR WAY TO VOTE...

CURSES

GLASS ACT

SHIPS OF STATE

THE HOOKER

An illegal immigrant picks up a hooker. "Hey, how much you charge for da hour, sister?" he asks. 

"$100" she replies. 

 

In broken English, he says, "Do you do immigrant style?" 

"No" she says. 

"I pay you $200 to do immigrant style." 

"No," she says, not knowing what immigrant style is. 

"I pay you $300." 

"No," she says. 

"I pay you $400."  

"No," she says.  

So finally he says, "OK, I pay $1,000 to do immigrant style."

She thinks, "Well, I've been in the game for over 10 years now. I've had

every kind of request from weirdos from every part of the world.

How bad could immigrant style be?" So she agrees and has sex with him.  

Finally, after several hours, they finish.  Exhausted, the hooker turns to him and says, "Hey, I was expecting something perverted and disgusting. But that was ok. So, what exactly is immigrant style?" 

The illegal immigrant replies, "You send bill to Government."

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