Whatever it is, a joke, an outright lie, a political cartoon, a good story, a bad story...Every day, I'll pick the best email I've received and put it up for the world to see tomorrow. It could be yours.
American Citizen and damned proud of it.
Sometimes, I may seem to be tactless, but some people need to be jolted into thinking for themselves.
I try not to be witty, but can rarely stop myself; it's one of my many fine qualities. I'm an Aries, so my brilliance comes naturally.
After having been married twice, I decided that having a small dog who barks incessantly is preferable.
Obviously, humility is not one of my faults but, if I had one, that would be it.