TEXAS LAWMAN

A young Texan grew up wanting to be a law man. He grew up big, 6' 2'', and strong as a longhorn and fast as a mustang. He could shoot a bottle cap tossed in the air at 40 paces.  When he finally became of age he applied to where he had only dreamed of working: the West Texas Sheriff's Department.

After a big mess of tests and interviews the Chief Deputy finally called him into his office for the young man's last interview.

The Chief Deputy said: "You're a big strong kid and you can really shoot. So far your qualifications all look good. But we have what you call an 'attitude suitability test' that you must take before you can be accepted. We just don't let anyone carry our badge son."

Then, sliding a service pistol and a box of ammo across the desk, the Chief said:

"Take this pistol and go out and shoot:

• six illegal aliens,
• six lawyers,
• six meth dealers,
• six Muslim extremists,
• and a rabbit."

The applicant says---"Why the rabbit?"

"Great attitude !!," says the Chief Deputy. "When can you start?"

NBA vs NFL

NBA VS NFL

Even if you aren't a Sports Fan this is Very Interesting!

36 have been accused of spousal abuse

7 have been arrested for fraud

19 have been accused of writing bad checks

117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses

3 have done time for assault

71, I repeat 71
cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
14 have been arrested on drug-related
charges
8 have been arrested! for shoplifting

21currently are defendants in lawsuits,
and
84have been arrested for drunk driving

in the last year !

Can you guess which organization this is?

Is it the NBA Or NFL?

Give up yet?
Scroll down,

Neither,
it's the 535 members of the
United States Congress

The same group of Idiots that crank out
hundreds of new laws each year
designed to keep the rest of us in line.

THE STATE OF THE UNION

Thomas Sowell (born June 30, 1930) is an American economist, social theorist,  political philosopher, and author. A National Humanities Medal winner, he  advocates laissez-faire economics and writes from a libertarian perspective.  He is currently a Rose and Milton Friedman Senior Fellow on Public Policy at  the Hoover Institution at Stanford University.

Sowell was born  in North Carolina, but grew up in Harlem, New York. He dropped out of high  school, and served in the United States Marine Corps during the Korean War.  He had received a bachelor's degree from Harvard University in 1958 and a  master's degree from Columbia University in 1959. In 1968, he earned his  doctorate degree in economics from the University of Chicago.

Dr. Sowell has  served on the faculties of several universities, including Cornell and  University of California, Los Angeles, and worked for "think tanks" such as  the Urban Institute. Since 1980 he has worked at the Hoover Institution. He  is the author of more than 30 books.

By Dr.  Sowell

The  current Occupy Wall Street movement is the best illustration to date of  what President Barack Obama's America looks like. It is an America where  the lawless, unaccomplished, ignorant and incompetent rule. It is an America where those who have sacrificed nothing pillage and destroy the  lives of those who have sacrificed greatly.

It is an America where  history is rewritten to honor dictators, murderers and thieves. It is an  America where violence, racism, hatred, class warfare and murder are all  promoted as acceptable means of overturning the American civil  society.

It is an America where humans have been degraded to the  level of animals: defecating in public, having sex in public, devoid of  basic hygiene. It is an America where the basic tenets of a civil  society, including faith, family, a free press and individual rights,  have been rejected. It is an America where our founding documents have  been shredded and, with them, every person's guaranteed  liberties.

It is an America where, ultimately, great suffering will  come to the American people, but the rulers like Obama, Michelle Obama,  Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi, Barney Frank, Chris Dodd, Joe Biden, Jesse Jackson, Louis Farrakhan, liberal college professors, union bosses and  other loyal liberal/Communist Party members will live in opulent  splendor.

It is the America that Obama and the Democratic Party have  created with the willing assistance of the American media, Hollywood, unions, universities, the Communist Party of America, the Black Panthers and numerous anti-American foreign entities.

Barack Obama has  brought more destruction upon this country in four years than any other  event in the history of our nation, but it is just the beginning of what  he and his comrades are capable of.

The Occupy Wall Street  movement is just another step in their plan for the annihilation of  America.

"Socialism, in general, has a record of failure so blatant that only an intellectual could ignore or evade it."

Thomas  Sowell

CONGRESS GOES ON RECESS

SEE YOU MONDAY

I have a budget I have to live within......

MR. SMITH GOES TO WASHINGTON

NAPOLEOBAMA

 

AMERICA'S FIRST PREMIER

TINY CABIN

A social worker from Washington, DC recently transferred to the Mountains of Tennessee and was on the first tour of her new territory when she came upon the tiniest  cabin she had ever seen in her life. Intrigued, she went up and knocked on the door.

"Anybody home?" she asked. 

"Yep," came a kid's voice through the door. 

 
"Is your father there?" asked the social worker. 

 
"Pa? Nope, he left before Ma came in," said the kid. 

 
"Well, is your mother there?" persisted the social worker.

 
"Ma? Nope, she left just before I got here," said the kid. 

 
"But," protested the social worker, "are you never together as a family?"

"Sure, but not here," said the kid through the door. "This is the outhouse!"

Government workers are so very smart. Aren't you overjoyed that they'll soon be handling all our financial, educational and medical dilemmas? 

HOW A BAILOUT WORKS

It is a slow day in a little Greek Village. The rain is beating down and the streets are deserted. Times are tough, everybody is in debt, and everybody lives on credit.

On this particular day a rich German tourist is driving through the village, stops at the local hotel and lays a €100 note on the desk, telling the hotel owner he wants to inspect the rooms upstairs in order to pick one to spend the night.

The owner gives him some keys and, as soon as the visitor has walked upstairs, the hotelier grabs the €100 note and runs next door to pay his debt to the butcher.

The butcher takes the €100 note and runs down the street to repay his debt to the pig farmer.

The pig farmer takes the €100 note and heads off to pay his bill at the supplier of feed and fuel.

The guy at the Farmers' Co-op takes the €100 note and runs to pay his drinks bill at the taverna.

The publican slips the money along to the local prostitute drinking at the bar, who has also been facing hard times and has had to offer him "services" on credit.

The hooker then rushes to the hotel and pays off her room bill to the hotel owner with the €100 note.

The hotel proprietor then places the €100 note back on the counter so the rich traveller will not suspect anything.

At that moment the traveller comes down the stairs, picks up the €100 note, states that the rooms are not satisfactory, pockets the money, and leaves town.

No one produced anything. No one earned anything. However, the whole village is now out of debt and looking to the future with a lot more optimism. And that, Ladies and Gentlemen, is how the bailout package works.

BUMS

CONGRESS

SHRINKING AARP

Fall from Grace
It only takes a few days on the Internet and this will have reached
75% of the public in the USA .

This letter was sent to Mr. Rand who is the Executive Director of AARP.

THIS LADY NOT ONLY HAS A GRASP OF 'THE SITUATION' BUT AN INCREDIBLE
COMMAND OF THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE!

Dear Mr. Rand,

Recently you sent us a letter encouraging us to renew our lapsed
membership in AARP by the requested date. This isn't what you were
looking for, but it's is the most honest response I can give you. Our
coverage gap is a microscopic symptom of the real problem, a deepening
lack of faith.

While we have proudly maintained our membership for years and long
admired the AARP goals and principles, regrettably, we can no longer
endorse its abdication of our values.. Your letter stated that we can
count on AARP to speak up for our rights, yet the voice we hear is not
ours.

Your offer of being kept up to date on important issues through
DIVIDED WE FAIL presents neither an impartial view nor the one we have
come to embrace.. We do believe that when two parties agree all the
time on everything presented to them, one is probably not necessary.
But, when the opinions and long term goals are diametrically opposed,
the divorce is imminent. This is the philosophy which spawned our 200
years of government.

Once upon a time, we looked forward to being part of the senior
demographic. We also looked to AARP to provide certain benefits and
give our voice a power we could not possibly hope to achieve on our
own. AARP once gave us a sense of belonging which we no longer enjoy.
The Socialist politics practiced by the Obama Regime and empowered by
AARP serves only to raise the blood pressure my medical insurance
strives to contain. Clearly a conflict of interest there!

We do not understand the AARP posture, feel greatly betrayed by the
guiding forces that we expected to map out our senior years and leave
your ranks with a great sense of regret.

We mitigate that disappointment with the relief of knowing that we are
not contributing to the problem anymore by renewing our membership.
There are numerous other organizations which offer discounts without
threatening our way of life or offending our sensibilities and values.

This Obama Regime scares the living daylights out of us. Not just for
ourselves, but for our proud and bloodstained heritage. But more
importantly for our children and grandchildren. Washington has
rendered Soylent Green a prophetic cautionary tale rather than a
nonfiction scare tactic.

I have never endorsed any militant or radical groups, yet now I find
myself listening to them. I don't have to agree with them to
appreciate the fear which birthed their existence. Their borderline
insanity presents little more than a balance to the voice of the
Socialist mindset in power.. Perhaps I became American by a great
stroke of luck in some cosmic uterine lottery, but in my adulthood I
CHOOSE to embrace it & nurture the freedoms it represents as well as
the responsibilities.

Your website generously offers us the opportunity to receive all
communication in Spanish.. ARE YOU KIDDING??? The illegal perpetrators
have broken into our 'house', invaded our home without invitation or
consent. The President insists we keep these illegal perpetrators in
comfort and learn the perpetrator's language so we can communicate our
reluctant welcome to them.

I DON'T choose to welcome them, to support them, to educate them, to
medicate them, or to pay for their food or clothing....American home
invaders get arrested...Please explain to me why foreign lawbreakers
can enjoy privileges on American soil that Americans do not get?
Why do some immigrants have to play the game to be welcomed and others
only have to break and enter to be welcomed?

We travel for a living. Walt hauls horses all over this great country,
averaging over 10,000 miles a month when he is out there. He meets
more people than a politician on caffeine overdose. Of all the many
good folks he enjoyed on this last 10,000 miles, this trip yielded
only ONE supporter of the current Regime. One of us is out of touch
with mainstream America .

Since our poll is conducted without funding, I have more faith in it
than ones that are driven by a need to yield AMNESTY. (aka - make
voters out of the foreign lawbreakers so they can vote to continue the
government's free handouts). This addition of 10 to 20 Million voters
who then will vote to continue Socialism will OVERWHELM our votes to
control the government's free handouts. It is a "slippery slope" we
must not embark on!

As Margret Thatcher (former Prime Minister of Great Britain) once said
"Socialism is GREAT - UNTIL you run out of other people's money".

We have decided to forward this to everyone on our mailing list, and
will encourage them to do the same... With several hundred in my
address book, I have every faith that the eventual exponential factor
will make a credible statement to you.

I am disappointed as all get out !!!! ...I am more scared than I have
ever been in my entire life !!! ...I am ANGRY !! ...I am MAD, and I'm
NOT gonna take it anymore!


Walt & Cyndy Miller,
Miller Farms Equine Transport

MIND BOGGLING TEST

Hey, take the test below. I did and it told me my favorite movie!!! Movie test: Be honest and don't look at the movie list below till you have done the math! Try this test and find out what movie is your favorite.

This amazing math quiz can likely predict which of 18 movies you would enjoy the most.

It really works!

Movie Test:

Pick a number from 1 - 9.

Multiply by 3.

Add 3.

Multiply by 3 again.

Now add the two digits of your answer together to find your predicted favorite movie in the list of 18 movies below.








Movie List:

  1. Gone With The Wind
  2. E.T.
  3. Blazing Saddles
  4. Star Wars
  5. Forrest Gump
  6. The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly.
  7. Jaws
  8. Grease
  9. The Obama Farewell Speech of 2012
10. Casablanca
11. Jurassic Park
12. Shrek
13. Pirates of the Caribbean
14. Titanic
15. Raiders Of The Lost Ark
16. Home Alone
17. Mrs. Doubtfire
18. Toy Story

Now, ain't that something?

A MAZING

SHOOT!

A young Texan grew up wanting to be a law man. He grew up big, 6' 2'', and strong as a longhorn and fast as a mustang. He could shoot a bottle cap tossed in the air at 40 paces.  

When he finally became of age he applied to where he had only dreamed of working: the West Texas Sheriff's Department.

After a big mess of tests and interviews the Chief Deputy finally called him into his office for the young man's last interview.   The Chief Deputy says: "You're a big strong kid and you can really shoot. So far your qualifications all look good. But we have what you call an 'attitude suitability test' that you must take before you can be accepted. We just don't let anyone carry our badge son."

Then, sliding a service pistol and a box of ammo across the desk, the Chief says:

"Take this pistol and go out and shoot:

• six illegal aliens,
• six lawyers,
• six meth dealers,
• six Muslim extremists,
• and a rabbit."

The applicant says---"Why the rabbit?"

"Great attitude !!," says the Chief Deputy. "When can you start?"